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(501):
I blew him and then he had a volleyball game. His team won. Thanks to me. (479) Ur an asset to the sports world. Ur like gatorade.
(404):
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
(410):
so this kid fonzie last night bent me over and fucked the shit out of me while he called me call of duty...wtf does that mean lol....it was AMAZING tho so i kept yellin DO YOUR DUTY!!!
(609):
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
(510):
My vagina says thank you (1-510): My penis says it's homesick
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(917):
(rec'd) why cant i piss in the sink all the time
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