(352): i woke up naked on the kitchen floor with a cigarette in my mouth and an unopened condom in my hand! and instead of askin me why i didnt come back to bed, he asked me to get him a fucking egg mcmuffin!!!!

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303 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

haha, that's what i'm talking about!




357 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

LMAO




6482 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

Keeper.




41788 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

hahahaha


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