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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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you sat at the beach making loon calls for 45 minutes, it was the happiest i ever saw you when they started calling back.
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im just saying if you put a chandelier in a house it looks better. same with you, if you put a shiny stud in your cooch ill never wanna leave that room
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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(865):
hey mom. you just do you and umma do me B*#$)%*#$)(%
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I'm sure your mom realized at that point you were drunk.
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307 (0 Points) 2 years ago
I'm sure your mom realized at that point you were drunk.