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Dude, we're at the craps table... Where the fuck did u go? (1-316): Iwrnt ti tahr a piss n saw hilly madisen n I'm fillowing her around the casino she haz a duckin tigrr!
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(Rec): My tits smell like pizza... Care to enlighten me? (Sent): Wellllllll... After you passed out we decided it would be pretty hot to eat a pizza off you. Wait till you see the pictures :)
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haha, pics or it didn't happen ;P
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280 (0 Points) 2 years ago
haha, pics or it didn't happen ;P