Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.

(505): Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.

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42484 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

I'm not a homo who says first

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42485 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

you still actually said "first" in your statement... Failure. Sorry.

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42486 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

I don't shower every day only once a week but I have sex 3-4 times a week

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