They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.

(662): They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.

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41877 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

classis "woo girl" sayings to avoid: "I just lit my cigarette the wrong way!" "I'm really Dizzy!" "Lets get in the pool!" "This song is about me" (all said in a high pitched voice with "woooooo!" after it, of course)

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owvEgWbYeTXMnyDpl (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Got it! Tahnks a lot again for helping me out!

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41909 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Women are complicated

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41959 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

No.. we aren't actually.... men are just blonde

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41970 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Why is there a computer in your kitchen, #3?

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41982 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

What r u implying #3?

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41991 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

were not that complicated...at least, im not...give me chocolate, ill suck your dick? quite simple.

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42045 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#6 i got some chocolate for you right here=p

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42067 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I like #6

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42086 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Seriously, I think boys are more complicated. What's with the whole shutting-down when sad crap? Seriously!! Talk to me; I can help. Jeez... LOL

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42110 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

this is funny.

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42185 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

uhm.. i'd say most of the guys from the 662 are pretty fuckin' complicated too! haha. it's not just us women.

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42195 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i like #6 .. facebook me

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42228 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Lmfao #6 was funny... nd WERE NOT COMPLICATED.. U GUYS RR JST PLAIN DUUUUMB!!.. hAhA.. im srry 2 say.. smfh

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42255 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#4, thats a serious question. we need to launch an investigation and discover who fucked up and put a computer there.

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42350 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Wemon are way more complicated then men y can't u just say wat u meAn instead of making us sit there and try to figure it out with lil hints then get pissed if we don't

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42547 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I agree with #14

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42613 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

how is a stone going to help?

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42676 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

guys are simple. we get mad and sad. most of the time emotions are clearly written on our faces. wemon on the other hand, dont just coem straight out and say whats on their minds...

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42792 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

The Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand women has been around for centuries, since the time of Ancient Greece, and possibly even further back. Rosetta Stone = Gay dude.

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42794 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#14 - We also need to figure out who built a water-resistant computer, since she must be doing dishes...

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43023 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#13 is fucking retarded...#3 is being stupid...and (i'm #6) i wasn't being funny, i was being serious....hahaha. and don't call me fat cause i like chocolate. trust me, i'm not haha.

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43278 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahhaahahha. no women, always always always assume guys know what there talking about. we ask how was your day. you tell us everything that happend. all we wanna know is good or bad. we ask what ya doing later and they say idk i might do this i might do that. make your mind up.

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