OK I just may have found the perfect girl, she split the bar tab with me last night, performed the most mind blowing sex acts on me last night, I woke up this morning with a note saying look at your camera when you are up. She had taken a set of pictures of herself naked in the shower this morning and written on my mirror in the steam I was the best sex she ever had. She also put a post it note on the TV with her phone number and asked to please call her...... I think it may be love.... ;-)

who sends a text that freakin long? you could have called whoever it was and just said all that faster than texting it. well...keyboard phone i suppose. but damn she sounds amazing dude...

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41907 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

call someone? when you could get carpal tunnel from texting instead?? now why would anybody do that? silly number 8

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41910 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

This didn't happen. I wish it did. But we all know better.

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41945 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

buuuuullshiit

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41955 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

agreed with #5

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41983 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

KEEP her!

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41989 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

this sounds exactly like another text someone got. fake.

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42051 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

sounds to good to be true man

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42080 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

If you're gonna lie at least make it sound somewhat believable. Sounds like something you saw in a porn. Alone. Idiot.

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42198 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

So you woke up and there was still steam on the mirror from where she showered? and she was able to leave notes all over as well? fag

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42367 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

#17, the camera had pics of what she had written in the fog on it.. but still, too good to be true..

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42397 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

#8 made my fat jiggle

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42428 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

that text must have cost a fortune

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42559 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

Do not walk run to that girl.

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42706 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

she probably had aids

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42725 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

faaaaaake some of these are obviously made up. such as the one i once read "she was giving me a blow job and i farted. she just high fived me and kept going" ---no way

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84692 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Yeahhh no way would I fucking high five my bf I hate that

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42766 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

the steam didn't have to be on the mirror still, the next person to take a shower would steam it up again and you would still be able to read what was written previously. this is a good way to fuck with peoples heads

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47254 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

this is all plausible. i've had all these things happen to me (not post it note, bar napkin etc). but not in one night. if real, epic win. if fake: its just inspiration

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