(914): i was cutting my little sisters steak for her, i cut my finger on accident and some blood got on the food, i ignored it. 10 minutes later i remembered i have aids.

Comments: 83


41573 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

Wow go kill yourself for that shit




41576 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 10 months ago

fuck your life




41584 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

Dude not cool




41598 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

this has to be fake. no one forgets they have fucking AIDS, and if this is real, this person should kill himself/herself if being alive is that big of a threat to the rest of his/her family.




faggo (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

no shit




41626 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

It wouldn't have given his little sister AIDS anyways, once it come into contact with oxygen it's almost 100% killed... She's good. But still fake lol




41686 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

that's fucked up.




41687 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

I call bull




41689 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

this is borderline at best..




41695 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

That is fucked.




41696 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

So does this mean I can only do her in the ass? How does this "aids" passing thing work with chicks?




41697 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 10 months ago

AIDS is only passed between people if they have sex or get AIDS blood in their bloodstream




41699 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

Even if the blood from her finger went straight into the meat blood it still wouldn't survive once it had come into contact with the air. It'd be completely sterile.




41702 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

y the fuck wouldnt u just give her another steak? y the fuck would u want her to eat a steak wit fuckin blood on it




41710 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

scum bag wtf




41712 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

bs




41719 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

So I'm pretty sure aids can be spread like that cuz there was an episode of house with cameron getting the blood from the guy in her mouth or something and she had to get tested for hiv




41720 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 10 months ago

Well if its on a episode of house..... how can it be wrong?




41724 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

Fyl.




41742 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

this is fucked up. like realllyyy fucked up.




41746 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

who the fuck would let someone else eat a steak that you know has blood on it...eve if you didnt have aids thats still fucked up to do asshole




41747 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

wow.




41751 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

i love you #17




41755 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

there was an episode of south park as well, where cartman gets aids and takes some of his blood to put it in kyle's mouth... and he got aids too... but yeh I don't believe this either, but if it's true, you're a fucking asshole for even taking the slightest risk with that shit man... (although I guess FYL for having AIDS?)




41758 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

AIDS isnt funny, so why is this even on here. asshole




41769 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

HOUSE is not real...sorry




41784 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

i actually saw that episode of House. She didn't even get AIDS which further proves that youre a douchebag for even mentioning it.




41787 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

not funny, idiot.




41791 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

this is totally real it was on south park .. DUH




41795 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

17, you fucking rock




41804 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

yes, you can get aids from having aids in your mouth, but only if you have an open wound or sore in your mouth..but air kills te shit anyways




41806 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

according to south park AIDS is funny.




41813 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

Fuck your sisters life




41817 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

FUCK YOU!




41861 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

Ok so if this is actually a text message to someone else, they obviously know you've got AIDS as you've told them before, so you wouldn't need to say "I remembered I have AIDS" as it's a given.. it just seems worded too wrongly to be true; that and what others have said, you noticed the blood and just let it slide; AIDS or no AIDS, no one would ignore the fact that they just bled on someones food. Just sounds like some jackass being a fuckwit. Poor effort here.




41878 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

not to mention.. you cut yourself and INSTANTLY there was blood shooting out of your finger? From my own personal experience, in the past when I've cut myself with knives or sheet metal or whatever, there's always that small window of time that you have to look down and realize you have a cut before it actually starts bleeding.. sorry if you don't understand what I just said... it made sense in my head.. haha :)




41887 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

people who joke about HIV/AIDS are seriously fucked up... you'd better hope there are poeple out there praying for your soul...




41896 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

real or fake, why would you even share it




42082 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

way to be obvious #25, Im so glad you told us, I guess I should stop taking his medical advise now?




42170 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

seriously? the ppl that took that seriously should kill themselves. Funny though




42191 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

#5 youre a fucking twit HIV/Aids doesnt automatically die when it hits oxygen. for example when someone infected shares a needle oxygen gets into the blood right away not killing the the virus...it takes hours before the virus being out of the body to die.




42373 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

isn't this supposed to be my drunk texts, you were obviously not drunk, you fail at life and should just go fall off a cliff, it's not even funny, it's fucked up




42385 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

ok aids isnt funny at all and this is complete bull shit...go kill yourself for saying this!




42424 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

you guys need to get a life. i mean, really? it's just supposed to funny. move on.




42688 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

you people with aids should go shoot yourselves and stop spreading the disease. that is messed up. oxygen does not "instantly" kill aids. if it did then y would druggies get diseases from reusing needles? idiots.




42716 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

Pox on all who are throwing a miffed-fit. This is MDT. My Drunk Texts. DRUNK texts. DRUNK. I don't need to point out the obvious. Maybe because I'm a lover of irony, I can laugh at this.




42960 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

omg shut up.




43269 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

And this is why you should stay in school kids. Stupid.




43305 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

LMFAO!! sux balls man.. i thought bs buuutt who am i to argue?? hope ur sis has fun with that




43493 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

Oh, dear... Are the youth of the world really that uneducated?! HIV and AIDS only transmits via blood to blood or sex. Not if you drink the blood, not if you make out with each other, drink from the same glass, dry yourself with the same towel. Only blood to blood and sex.




43615 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

this is bs and anyone who thinks this is a "drunk text" is a fuking idiot!




44182 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

Why do people post stupid fake stuff like this? Go get a life.




45241 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

#49 ... Yes, YOU are uneducated. You just said you can't get aids if you drink the blood. If you brushed your teeth and accidentally made your gums bleed, guess what? Anything you drink will come in contact with that wound. Including the aids. Open sores of any kind are gateways to the blood stream. So start practicing your "I'm getting AIDS face", and take a couple shots of AIDS blood and tell us what happens. If you're so confident, lets see your guinea pig skills and give it a go.




46742 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

FAKE!!! IDIOT




47725 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

fake. or you're the world's biggest asshole.




48869 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

I'm not commenting on the possibility or not-possibility of getting AIDS like that, but Cameron didn't get it in her mouth, she got it in her eye. FTL.




51132 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 8 months ago

wow, dude. your life must really be boring to make that up. but i'm not sure what is more pathetic, you, or all those who actually believed it.




51747 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 8 months ago

Well... hellfire for you.




54401 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

gay




56474 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

stupid. fake. if not then just really stupid to kid about




58462 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

Please tell me im not the only one who realized that steak always has blood on it so its notthat big of a deal. Also u can drink blood with aids on it and you wont get it. And..... aids dies in contact with oxygen so pretty much not that bad all around.......




60350 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

bull shit you dont just forget you have aids half these things are complete lies




60568 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

this shit is obviously fake... u dnt forget if u have aids it doesnt work like that... but u bastards who r sooo ignorant as to say people who have aids should die should go die urself. u dont know how they got it.... they cud b saving a life and got infected or through blood transfussion... dnt b a dick about shit u dnt know all about




60912 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

fake and gay




60959 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

thats funny because it would have to be blood on blood contact.




62463 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha




62511 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

This is such BULLSHIT...you dont just forget you have AIDS!




67080 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

smells like bullshit....




67804 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

yeah no way




68670 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

wow. #62, you're awesome. and people should really educate themseles about AIDS. seriously.




69214 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

yeah if it doesnt get into direct contact right away like through a needle then shes fine. Becuase what he did was dumb but the oxgyen and everything dies right away soo its nothing.




70024 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

your discusting thats the type of shit you dont forget




71248 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

lol aids is fucking hilarious, you're all bad at finding humor in funny things.




71741 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

her stomach acid would have killed the virus unless she had cuts in her mouth for some reason then she's fine and thats so fucked up




71837 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

YOU SICK FUCK YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR NUTS CUT OFF FOR EVEN THINKING THATS FUNNY DOUCHE BAG!!!!!!!!!!!




72266 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

this is dumb..smoke cyanide nigga




75128 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

HAHAHAHAH




Dianasaurous-Rexx :) (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

Raise your hand if you call bullshit! *raises hand* This is so fucking fake, yo. Fuck your life for coming up with this bullshit.




me (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 month ago

most of the people who commented on this r jus fuckn gay laugh about it and go on dont b so god damn critical about it




82810 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 month ago

oh fuck




83276 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 month ago

Oh. My. God. Why does NO ONE in the fucking comments know how HIV/Aids is passed?




84460 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 week ago

first of all, sick. second, you wouldn't post this on a website for the whole world to know. neither would your friend, unless they're fucked in the head.




84461 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 week ago

plus, btw, why would no one in your family point it out.


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