(914): i was cutting my little sisters steak for her, i cut my finger on accident and some blood got on the food, i ignored it. 10 minutes later i remembered i have aids.
this has to be fake. no one forgets they have fucking AIDS, and if this is real, this person should kill himself/herself if being alive is that big of a threat to the rest of his/her family.
#4 - Oct 26, 2009 04:10 AM by anonymous
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It wouldn't have given his little sister AIDS anyways, once it come into contact with oxygen it's almost 100% killed... She's good. But still fake lol
#5 - Oct 26, 2009 10:24 AM by anonymous
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So does this mean I can only do her in the ass? How does this "aids" passing thing work with chicks?
#10 - Oct 26, 2009 06:54 PM by anonymous
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AIDS is only passed between people if they have sex or get AIDS blood in their bloodstream
#11 - Oct 26, 2009 07:03 PM by anonymous
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Even if the blood from her finger went straight into the meat blood it still wouldn't survive once it had come into contact with the air. It'd be completely sterile.
#12 - Oct 26, 2009 07:20 PM by anonymous
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y the fuck wouldnt u just give her another steak? y the fuck would u want her to eat a steak wit fuckin blood on it
#13 - Oct 26, 2009 07:28 PM by anonymous
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So I'm pretty sure aids can be spread like that cuz there was an episode of house with cameron getting the blood from the guy in her mouth or something and she had to get tested for hiv
#16 - Oct 26, 2009 08:49 PM by anonymous
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Well if its on a episode of house..... how can it be wrong?
#17 - Oct 26, 2009 08:54 PM by anonymous
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who the fuck would let someone else eat a steak that you know has blood on it...eve if you didnt have aids thats still fucked up to do asshole
#20 - Oct 26, 2009 10:14 PM by anonymous
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there was an episode of south park as well, where cartman gets aids and takes some of his blood to put it in kyle's mouth... and he got aids too... but yeh I don't believe this either, but if it's true, you're a fucking asshole for even taking the slightest risk with that shit man... (although I guess FYL for having AIDS?)
#23 - Oct 26, 2009 10:49 PM by anonymous
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AIDS isnt funny, so why is this even on here. asshole
#24 - Oct 26, 2009 10:54 PM by anonymous
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i actually saw that episode of House. She didn't even get AIDS which further proves that youre a douchebag for even mentioning it.
#26 - Oct 27, 2009 12:44 AM by anonymous
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this is totally real it was on south park .. DUH
#28 - Oct 27, 2009 01:16 AM by anonymous
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yes, you can get aids from having aids in your mouth, but only if you have an open wound or sore in your mouth..but air kills te shit anyways
#30 - Oct 27, 2009 03:59 AM by anonymous
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Ok so if this is actually a text message to someone else, they obviously know you've got AIDS as you've told them before, so you wouldn't need to say "I remembered I have AIDS" as it's a given.. it just seems worded too wrongly to be true; that and what others have said, you noticed the blood and just let it slide; AIDS or no AIDS, no one would ignore the fact that they just bled on someones food. Just sounds like some jackass being a fuckwit. Poor effort here.
#34 - Oct 27, 2009 01:29 PM by anonymous
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not to mention.. you cut yourself and INSTANTLY there was blood shooting out of your finger? From my own personal experience, in the past when I've cut myself with knives or sheet metal or whatever, there's always that small window of time that you have to look down and realize you have a cut before it actually starts bleeding.. sorry if you don't understand what I just said... it made sense in my head.. haha :)
#35 - Oct 27, 2009 03:32 PM by anonymous
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people who joke about HIV/AIDS are seriously fucked up... you'd better hope there are poeple out there praying for your soul...
#36 - Oct 27, 2009 04:32 PM by anonymous
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way to be obvious #25, Im so glad you told us, I guess I should stop taking his medical advise now?
#38 - Oct 28, 2009 10:24 AM by anonymous
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seriously? the ppl that took that seriously should kill themselves. Funny though
#39 - Oct 28, 2009 04:17 PM by anonymous
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#5 youre a fucking twit HIV/Aids doesnt automatically die when it hits oxygen. for example when someone infected shares a needle oxygen gets into the blood right away not killing the the virus...it takes hours before the virus being out of the body to die.
#40 - Oct 28, 2009 04:51 PM by anonymous
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isn't this supposed to be my drunk texts, you were obviously not drunk, you fail at life and should just go fall off a cliff, it's not even funny, it's fucked up
#41 - Oct 28, 2009 11:06 PM by anonymous
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ok aids isnt funny at all and this is complete bull shit...go kill yourself for saying this!
#42 - Oct 28, 2009 11:59 PM by anonymous
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you guys need to get a life. i mean, really? it's just supposed to funny. move on.
#43 - Oct 29, 2009 09:42 AM by anonymous
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you people with aids should go shoot yourselves and stop spreading the disease. that is messed up. oxygen does not "instantly" kill aids. if it did then y would druggies get diseases from reusing needles? idiots.
#44 - Oct 29, 2009 09:19 PM by anonymous
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Pox on all who are throwing a miffed-fit. This is MDT. My Drunk Texts. DRUNK texts. DRUNK. I don't need to point out the obvious. Maybe because I'm a lover of irony, I can laugh at this.
#45 - Oct 29, 2009 11:01 PM by anonymous
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And this is why you should stay in school kids. Stupid.
#47 - Nov 1, 2009 09:32 PM by anonymous
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LMFAO!! sux balls man.. i thought bs buuutt who am i to argue?? hope ur sis has fun with that
#48 - Nov 1, 2009 11:36 PM by anonymous
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Oh, dear... Are the youth of the world really that uneducated?! HIV and AIDS only transmits via blood to blood or sex. Not if you drink the blood, not if you make out with each other, drink from the same glass, dry yourself with the same towel. Only blood to blood and sex.
#49 - Nov 2, 2009 07:02 PM by anonymous
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this is bs and anyone who thinks this is a "drunk text" is a fuking idiot!
#50 - Nov 3, 2009 07:57 AM by anonymous
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Why do people post stupid fake stuff like this? Go get a life.
#51 - Nov 5, 2009 04:49 PM by anonymous
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#49 ... Yes, YOU are uneducated. You just said you can't get aids if you drink the blood. If you brushed your teeth and accidentally made your gums bleed, guess what? Anything you drink will come in contact with that wound. Including the aids. Open sores of any kind are gateways to the blood stream. So start practicing your "I'm getting AIDS face", and take a couple shots of AIDS blood and tell us what happens. If you're so confident, lets see your guinea pig skills and give it a go.
#52 - Nov 10, 2009 04:46 PM by anonymous
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I'm not commenting on the possibility or not-possibility of getting AIDS like that, but Cameron didn't get it in her mouth, she got it in her eye. FTL.
#55 - Nov 29, 2009 12:57 PM by anonymous
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wow, dude. your life must really be boring to make that up. but i'm not sure what is more pathetic, you, or all those who actually believed it.
#56 - Dec 11, 2009 10:43 AM by anonymous
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stupid. fake. if not then just really stupid to kid about
#59 - Jan 8, 2010 06:04 PM by anonymous
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Please tell me im not the only one who realized that steak always has blood on it so its notthat big of a deal. Also u can drink blood with aids on it and you wont get it. And..... aids dies in contact with oxygen so pretty much not that bad all around.......
#60 - Jan 14, 2010 11:25 PM by anonymous
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bull shit you dont just forget you have aids half these things are complete lies
#61 - Jan 22, 2010 05:12 PM by anonymous
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this shit is obviously fake... u dnt forget if u have aids it doesnt work like that... but u bastards who r sooo ignorant as to say people who have aids should die should go die urself. u dont know how they got it.... they cud b saving a life and got infected or through blood transfussion... dnt b a dick about shit u dnt know all about
#62 - Jan 23, 2010 02:01 PM by anonymous
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thats funny because it would have to be blood on blood contact.
#64 - Jan 24, 2010 10:43 PM by anonymous
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This is such BULLSHIT...you dont just forget you have AIDS!
#66 - Jan 31, 2010 11:08 PM by anonymous
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wow. #62, you're awesome. and people should really educate themseles about AIDS. seriously.
#69 - Feb 21, 2010 03:16 PM by anonymous
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yeah if it doesnt get into direct contact right away like through a needle then shes fine. Becuase what he did was dumb but the oxgyen and everything dies right away soo its nothing.
#70 - Feb 23, 2010 10:03 PM by anonymous
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your discusting thats the type of shit you dont forget
#71 - Feb 26, 2010 07:41 PM by anonymous
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lol aids is fucking hilarious, you're all bad at finding humor in funny things.
#72 - Mar 4, 2010 05:17 AM by anonymous
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her stomach acid would have killed the virus unless she had cuts in her mouth for some reason then she's fine and thats so fucked up
#73 - Mar 6, 2010 12:24 PM by anonymous
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YOU SICK FUCK YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR NUTS CUT OFF FOR EVEN THINKING THATS FUNNY DOUCHE BAG!!!!!!!!!!!
#74 - Mar 7, 2010 02:25 AM by anonymous
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