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while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother."
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making snow cones. flavoring them with captain jack and maple syrup.
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises.
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My grass is green dammit!
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and my grass sparkles.
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bribeast (0 Points) 2 years ago
and my grass sparkles.