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(775):
Dood, I just went into Walgreens with crazy last night sex hair, horribly smudged make-up and smelling very strongly of Black Velvet. I walked straight back to the pharmacy counter, and without me having to say anything, the guy says "Need Plan B?". I nodded my head, and he laughed.
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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she makes me feel like a pedophile. shes 21, acts like a damn 16 yr old high schooler, and colors pictures like a damn 4 yr old.
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I now realise why trojan is a brand of candoms...cause just like the trojan horse they send it in as a gift.. brings people joy then it cracks open and doesens of little warriors hop out and spoil the fun...
(440):
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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(BuddyC):
Last night, received: "I like my coffee like I like my women-black." Sent: "I like my coffee like I like my women-full of alcohol." MDT.
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Ground up, frozen and in the freezer?
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687 (1 Points) 2 years ago
Ground up, frozen and in the freezer?