Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.

(920): Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.

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35494 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

sick

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35495 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Lmao!

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35580 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i don't get it? haha

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35594 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

his wallet was clogging the toilet lol

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35598 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ewww

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35655 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

go figure something like this would come out of the 920..

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37201 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#6:: hell ya, cuz we have nothing better to do with our time! lol. that's why we're all fucked upppp. (:

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