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the reason why asians are so smart is there penis is to small to hold the bodies blood. thus extra blood for the brain.
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I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
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OK I just may have found the perfect girl, she split the bar tab with me last night, performed the most mind blowing sex acts on me last night, I woke up this morning with a note saying look at your camera when you are up. She had taken a set of pictures of herself naked in the shower this morning and written on my mirror in the steam I was the best sex she ever had. She also put a post it note on the TV with her phone number and asked to please call her...... I think it may be love.... ;-)
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Last night, Received: How do you get cheese popcorn poop off a laptop? Sent: How did it get there? Received: No time to explain. MDT
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sounda like someone named jeff
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20786 (0 Points) 2 years ago
sounda like someone named jeff