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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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Is there such a thing as clear liquid cum? (recvd) Umm....I don't think so? (sent) Mother fucker peed in my mouth! And tried to make me think that he came!
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Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
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I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol" (262): That was long passed due.
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holmes? that you?
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34861 (0 Points) 3 years ago
holmes? that you?