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(240):
when i woke up in the morning i couldnt find my underwear anywhere... (sent) yeah we all know you ran around telling everyone in the house that you "I seemed to have lost my underwear, it is red and stringy looking, if you find it and return it you shall be rewarded.." (received) really i thought i went right to bed... (sent) nope you ran around for about two and a half hour... (received) well that explains it. round 2 tonight?
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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I think my step dad is trying to score with my mom... he put on axe before he went to bed. I dont want to be here for this.
(604):
Didn't I get laid last nite (sent) you were about to. till you said "girl, hurry up! these beer goggles arent gonna last all night."
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POCKETFUL OF CELERYYYY! LOVE YOU
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I feel honoured :D
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25125 (0 Points) 2 years ago
I feel honoured :D