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its just my luck I guess. I'm the only chick who can have unprotected sex for 6 months not get pregnant but you know when im on birth control AND use condoms I get pregnant 99% affective my fucking ass
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
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Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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Now I am going to have to go home and finish the job with my rabbit vibrator since he was a little bitch. MDT
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been there.
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me too. =/
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6751 (0 Points) 3 years ago
been there.