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Dude i forgot to smell ur mom like u told me to, now all i can do is think about it
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I just put a scoop of ice cream in the deep fryer cuz I wanted some deep fried ice cream to go with my cheese sticks, chicken nuggets, and burritos. But it just melted. :(
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You spit out your gum in the toilet and then peed and then started crying and calling yourself a dirty slut and I asked what was wrong you said your clit had turned green and fallen off.
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this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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(shabH):
man, i feel like a frickin penguin :S it feels so weird. MDT
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