I just put cans outside of my house, yelled at the homeless man, watched him whip a trash bag from his back pocket, put the cans in the bag, steal my neighbors bike and ride away. - (MDT)

(269): I just put cans outside of my house, yelled at the homeless man, watched him whip a trash bag from his back pocket, put the cans in the bag, steal my neighbors bike and ride away.

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34323 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

Know how I know you're at Western? Cuz this same thing literally happened to me and my roomies last year! lol do u by any chance live on Greenwood???

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34397 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

i was ginna say fake, buuuuut nvm number one made it believeable!!! lol

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