(248): (sent) wanna see your twat. (rcv'd) you did - the inside, i screamed and kicked. . . and then dad cut the umbilical cord. and get home. NOW.

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34096 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

you fucking suck! hjHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJ




Buy oem software (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 years ago

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34106 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

That is an awesome reply from your mom. I wish my parents had that kind of sense of humor LOL




34110 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

lmfao!




34112 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I hate when people make up fake shit to post on here.




34146 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Owned! Noob.




34148 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

dumb




34238 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

OMG MY MOM DID THAT TOO! something along the lines only it was about boobs




34515 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

HAHAHAH I would laugh so hard.




43100 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

i would do this shit to my kid but he's not dumb enough to text me when drunk :( cmon son, light up my day for once. maybe hes a wuss....




48590 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

burn!


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