(765): I was fingering her while she was making out with my friend Then she asked me if I would just put her NuvaRing on my dresser...
why the fuck would you finger her when she's making out with your friend? that makes you look and sound like a creepy perv
#2 - Oct 6, 2009 08:49 PM by anonymous
Report abuse
either that or the bitch was a TOTALLLL slut O_o grosss
#3 - Oct 7, 2009 02:06 AM by anonymous
Report abuse
so can i invite you to finger me while i make out with someone else....that might be a fun night!!!
#5 - Oct 8, 2009 12:36 AM by anonymous
Report abuse
You're a total loser and she's a total skank...end of story.
#6 - Oct 13, 2009 08:38 PM by anonymous
Report abuse
why do you people read this shit if you don't have a sence of humor??? and I would do it too..
#7 - Oct 16, 2009 01:17 AM by anonymous
Report abuse
(720): I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around m...
(570): you can't exactly throw up or pass out at ...
(215): S: So we broke up, and i went to visit her ...
(808): I heard that if you put earphones in your n...
(816): If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just ...
(347): Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just fou...
(958): He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a g...
(303): i took my goldfish out of his bowl last nig...
(604): my ex girlfriend was just getting over the ...
(207): (rec'd) hey (sent) no I don't want to hav...
(785): I Love you. so wat if you played me for a fo...
(409): Can't move to Texas, I'm not legally fema...
(727): Snt - "Dude my girl is so awesome!&qu...
