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(727): I'm at the airport and there's a guy wear...
(404): Dude...can you like send a girl an Easter b...
(484): Today at work i went outside to clean the m...
(858): just because i like giving head does NOT ma...
(516): Remember last night how I drove to tacobell...
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(815): I seriously think I have a tan line on my s...
(724): I've had enough of this chick, she wanted ...
(843): he called to say sorry for eating all the a...
(91): Ya, she was loaded. The dog wouldn't stop ...
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(905): how weird is it that she spit my cum into a ...
(785): I Love you. so wat if you played me for a fo...
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