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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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Thanks for getting me home last night. (832): No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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No, drunk sperm still make babies.
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Dude, moms going out of town. She left us a freezer full of jello shots.
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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(Dave):
I was at a party. I ran around with a ferret, threw water on someone and got punched in the face and was bleeding. Thats what happens when the magic lose. - MDT
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