(843): got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got firedl

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29015 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

LMAO!




29016 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Definitely a bad night




29110 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Atleast you got a free sandwhich.




29153 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

This guy is rocking my cities area code. Where do you party man?




29164 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

hahaha. how could this be a good night?




29452 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

one of the best stories i've ever heard




29474 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Epic !!!




29562 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

LMFAO!




29936 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

sounds like a great night to me




30941 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

almost did this once, i realized it was the wrong house when they had a dog


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