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(810):
she said my cum tasted just like vodka.. then she started jacking my dick, leaned over and put her ear to my balls and said "any more in there?!?" :D
(518):
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
(757):
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
(303):
Ima have a sugar hangover, wait its not giving it to me, im takin my ball and going home, russian brides, give me ice
(973):
Due to daylight savings technically I only lasted 5 mins.
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(512):
i just forwarded your bands myspace to your bands myspace. i tried to send it to the right person again but i sent it to your bands myspace again
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