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(605):
some guy was hitting on me and i told him my name was anna. i didnt feel he deserved my real name OR my drunk name so i gave him the name my dad wanted to give me.
(703):
Theres 2 guys running around campus with a fold away chair and an old school boom box, challenging random people to musical chairs.
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OMG girl, I am pretty sure I had sex with 3 guys last night, does that make me a slut :( (1-860) NOOOOO, that makes you my hero!! (860) ok, just checking
(DelaForbes):
"OMG. I can't believe he went out for 2 years with that slut. He's probably caught some diseases off her. Thank you so much for the info. Maybe I shouldn't go on the date tomorrow. I'm scared." - I sent this to the person I was supposed to be going on the date with by mistake. The guy happened to be in the same bar as me that night and approached me with: "So I've probably got diseases, have I?" Needless to say the date didn't happen... - MDT
(321):
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
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(269):
Texted last night: "Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown." MDT
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