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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
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it was like i was f**king a jelly fish. she just lay there and jiggled as though it was meant to be pleasuresome.
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I just had phone sex with my boyfriend while my husband was sleeping upstairs. Does that make me a slut?
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At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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I learned at my party that girls that are named Tori are sluts.
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