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I've invented my own AA, it has sponsors and all, but mine is much more fun, it's called DD, drunken dubauchery, and it meets at the bar every night of the week.
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sent: the best way to get over someone is to get on top of someone else...are you free tonight?
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(sent) why is there a beer in our mail box. (resv) mabye someone likes us. (sent) well thats nice of them.
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you turned your living room into a bong?
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so i was hitting it from behind wen all of a sudden the girls mom called, so i stop to wait and right then my girl says WTF ARE YOU DOING!!!!! KEEP GOING!! so i kept going while she was on the phone. i fell in love
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I learned at my party that girls that are named Tori are sluts.
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