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(313):
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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*PLEASE NOTE* the gaggle of teens walking down the road at night are NOT bowling pins. You don't get to hit them. There are no points.
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well he would have been better if he didn't try to suffocate me with his tongue and repeat "i don't know what to do" the whole time
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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Last night I sent this to my mom, "It suks i wok up 2day 2 get redE for skul and then i thought 2 myslef, 'you fucken dumbass you dont go to skul anymore." My mom still didn't know I dropped out of school about 3 months ago until this text. MDTxt
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Last night I sent "I have a strong urge to see a midget on a counter-top" - MDT
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