There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??

Stephenie Meyers writes mediocre fic at best, and Edward does not deserve to have his penis immortalized in this way. Lulz, where's the furry dildo for the Jacob fans? Doesn't sound like a good idea, right? Neither does 'The Vamp' dildo. Especially that part "Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience." It is officially the fangirl apocalypse.

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16237 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lol dear god help the human race >.< Would rather have a brad pitt vibe. FUCK TWILIGHT.

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16316 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

fuck yall, if it give me the Edward experience then sign me up

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16503 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Oh fuck no! Twilight themed dildos? The world has gone to hell!

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16746 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Fuck twilight assholes!

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16800 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HOLY HELL THATS AMAZING IMA ASK MY BF TO GET ME ONE!!!!

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16925 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

... #8: How would you even know it's a Brad Pitt Cock?! There's no special info on what he's like down there. This is a cute/legit idea because, I'm sure so many girls/women have already imagined having a Cullen between their thighs... the biggest problem I see with this is that the majority of Twilight fans are pre-teens and definately under 18. So the market won't be like it is for a cardboard cut-out of them. I don't know that I'd buy it... but I would definately use it. It's the closest women will ever get to the perfect man. ;)

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17564 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

English muffin. Wait, what?

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17589 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

that's weird

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17775 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

twilights gayy but itd be a new experience

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18620 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

it works really good frozen!

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18738 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

nothing

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19020 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

LOL that's hilarious!

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19181 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

forget Edward. you'd want a Tommy Lee dildo!

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19222 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I fucken HATE twilight it's such a discrace to vampires. fuck u all!!!!!

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19281 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

not that shit

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19451 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

yeah

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19466 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

pure greatness!

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19483 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

twilight fags

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19704 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

why the hell would u want a twilight one

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19856 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

LMAO @ twilight dildo. Assuming you Twi-Tards already own a dildo, stick it in the freezer, throw some glitter on it, and BAM! You just gave yourself the Edward experience. No purchase necessary. Freaks :P

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