(317): There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??

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15728 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

its gonna sparkle!!!! lmao




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15854 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

i want it!!!




15901 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

it is quite the dildo, ordered it about a week ago, oh edward YES!!




15929 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

You can put it in the freezer!!




16014 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

HAHAHA SERIOUSLY?! that's epic! oh jesus i love that! agreed with #3...the last part i mean...




16110 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

twilight sucks.




16142 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Stephenie Meyers writes mediocre fic at best, and Edward does not deserve to have his penis immortalized in this way. Lulz, where's the furry dildo for the Jacob fans? Doesn't sound like a good idea, right? Neither does 'The Vamp' dildo. Especially that part "Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience." It is officially the fangirl apocalypse.




16237 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

lol dear god help the human race >.< Would rather have a brad pitt vibe. FUCK TWILIGHT.




16316 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

fuck yall, if it give me the Edward experience then sign me up




16503 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Oh fuck no! Twilight themed dildos? The world has gone to hell!




16746 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Fuck twilight assholes!




16800 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

HOLY HELL THATS AMAZING IMA ASK MY BF TO GET ME ONE!!!!




16925 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

... #8: How would you even know it's a Brad Pitt Cock?! There's no special info on what he's like down there. This is a cute/legit idea because, I'm sure so many girls/women have already imagined having a Cullen between their thighs... the biggest problem I see with this is that the majority of Twilight fans are pre-teens and definately under 18. So the market won't be like it is for a cardboard cut-out of them. I don't know that I'd buy it... but I would definately use it. It's the closest women will ever get to the perfect man. ;)




17564 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

English muffin. Wait, what?




17589 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

that's weird




17775 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

twilights gayy but itd be a new experience




18620 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

it works really good frozen!




18738 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

nothing




19020 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

LOL that's hilarious!




19181 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

forget Edward. you'd want a Tommy Lee dildo!




19222 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I fucken HATE twilight it's such a discrace to vampires. fuck u all!!!!!




19281 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

not that shit




19451 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

yeah




19466 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

pure greatness!




19483 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

twilight fags




19704 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

why the hell would u want a twilight one




19856 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

LMAO @ twilight dildo. Assuming you Twi-Tards already own a dildo, stick it in the freezer, throw some glitter on it, and BAM! You just gave yourself the Edward experience. No purchase necessary. Freaks :P




19992 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

mega f@&$?! fail




20817 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

they made it the same exact size as Edwards dick...2 inches. :D




20887 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

all I have to say is WTF




20933 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

DUDE I WANT THAT!!!! lmao




21076 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

anything but that piece of shit. I am aguy. fuck twilight read I am the Messenger. last




21117 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

well its a good idea cuz all twilight readers will never get fucked so they gotta rely on toys ^^




21503 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

that's fucking gross. twilight sucks.




21527 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

haha. my girlfriend bought it




21529 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

omg... I want it




21724 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

hot 8==>




21905 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

FUCK TWILIGHT




22519 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

#33 I am a Twilight fan and I get fucked whenever I want it.




23013 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

the battery never dies!!!! hahaha




23142 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

pew pew pew




23309 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

people in 317 are fucked up! WTF is up wit a twilight dildo?




23642 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

u can suck my dick for free. lol




31603 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

omggg i sooo want it!




59250 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

LOL@14.. still laughing.. thats awesome. a.d.d. at its finest




71854 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

omg!! really!! i want a jacob one!!! :D :P




73385 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

does it make you bleed?


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