(609): He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.

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15613 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

sux for u

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15638 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lmao, who is this, from oman. fuck man,

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15691 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

thats awesome!

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15695 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

This is the greatest drunk text ever.

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15713 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ROFL!

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15965 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

omfg that's amazing!

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16451 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Best one ever

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17256 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

that is the most awesome thing ever

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17950 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahaha

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18197 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lol. I won't have this problem because I use pads :)

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18670 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

well that's retarded bcuz he should of got his woody in you

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18674 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

well that's retarded bcuz he should of got his woody in you

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18683 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I don't get it

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19012 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Hil fuckin larious!!!! ROFL!!!!!

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19752 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

that so classik!!

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20138 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahaha

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20277 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

best best best shit ever!

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20682 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I just spit soda when I read that

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20962 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

haha I get it now it took me like for ever to get haha

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21119 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

...why was your tampon string visible?

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21126 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I would try but my girl would never let me get that close.

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21178 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

OMG That is fucking hilarious!!

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21904 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

that's fucked up

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22031 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

olny a guinus can use tampons and toy story in the same friggin joke .lol

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22424 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hHHHahahahahhahahahaha that's fucking hilariouus lmao

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22528 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

TO THE VAGINA, AND BEYOND

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22808 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I love toy story but I'm sorry

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23320 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I don't getit

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23322 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I don't get it

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23590 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

don't be hard on him he has a sense of humor u shuld go with it hahahhahah funny ass dude

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23918 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

xD that's terrific

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77067 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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84830 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

omfg, that is epic. love the hell out of it!!!

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