(973): I got carried away and slapped her tits pretty hard turns out their fake and I owe her 1000 to fix the leak

Comments: 50


14301 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

faaaaaake, you can't break fake tits just by slapping them




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14329 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

You're a moron, they had fake tits on mythbusters and they could not break them. FAKE.




14334 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

Fake tits, yukky!




14375 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

OUCHY




14422 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

bloody liar! and it'd cost way more to fix than 1000 bucks if you happened to hit her with that much force (which i believe is humanly impossible).




14423 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

i can believe this but it would cost more than a grand to fix. a friend of mine had the insertion area come open 2 days after gettin them done by gettin hit with a basketball




14432 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

OWNED!




14540 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

I fixed a leaky basketball with a $2.00 tire patch kit. If it works on a basketball, it will work on her tits.




14861 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

a baseball pitched at 100mph can't break an implant... its amazing what you can learn from MANswers.




15284 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA




15544 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

the implant wont break but the stich can .. happened to me =(




15956 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

dude you so just gave away 1000 bucks for nothing




16107 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

that fucking sucks.




16312 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

Those must have been really cheap then. Fake boobs are disgusting as fuck.




17149 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

plug it up, duct tape works great for holes in canoes, why not tits




18116 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

they sell the skin colored duct tape now it's perfect




18300 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

fake. MANswers and mythbusyers tested this, and you can't break fake tits without hunting her really bad. nice try fucker.




18428 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

u r the worst person ever ... I would take u to court




18482 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

it's all about natural tits.




18547 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

fake




18629 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

did she have waterballoons installed in her fun bags?




19165 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

ummmm....




19504 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

fake! you fail. next time make sure mythbustera haven't already tested it




19544 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

Why did your mom get fake tits in the first place? They're nasty.




20174 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

were u slap happy?




20542 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

dude get a life




20753 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

from my area code...




20966 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

wow




20993 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

FAKE! FAIL! FUCKED!




21100 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

fake!!




21366 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

pew pew fail




21711 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

dame mayne dat shit ain't reel an how u dunn not no dats dems iz sum fake azz tittys it ain't eem much brake bitch




21791 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

hhhhaaaaahhhaaaa u fuckerr




21885 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

don't forget how much you had to pay to get her in the first place. hookers ain't cheap these days.




21985 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

lmfao! fucking priceless




22433 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

you are all retards .. the stitches broke open and the plastic surgery to fix it was a grand




22434 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

you are all retards .. the stitches broke open and the plastic surgery to fix it was a grand




22435 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

you are all retards .. the stitches broke open and the plastic surgery to fix it was a grand




22460 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

nice try. that wouldn't happen. unless you're Freddy Kruger or something. but you're a jackass for slapping a girls tits in the first place.




22461 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

yeah we're retards. because a girl would show her nasty bloody stitched up boobs to a guy she wants to get with... nice deductive reasoning ass face.




22761 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

ahahaha!! she's fake!




22827 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

i call that a lie, MANswers tested that and the only thing able to burst them was a speeding bullet!! that kind of force is humanly impossible. MANswers rules!!




23209 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

lmfaoo bitch boy




24701 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

fake asshole. try coming up with something better next time.




24725 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

poopies




24955 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

not true. they can be hit by a 100 mph fastball and withstand 500 degrees


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