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(330):
I go downstairs, my parents are making smores. I think were on the same level of high right now.
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Who needs ass toneing shoes when you've got four inch heels and the club?
(207):
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
(612):
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
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You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!" - MDT
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(516):
i feel some sexual tension between us....lets just get it over with
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