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My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
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u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird? (214): Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
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I bought that dress you have in black but in blue. Also I slept with your brother.
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last night i sent "hey girl how's your night?" i received "hey! ummm okay I just fucked a virgin and don't know if i should be stoked or bummed...i feel kinda like beyonce at the oscars she didnt win an award but she was a part of history." MDT
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he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
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I didn't come to NYC to get fucked and left drunk in a cab in a city where I'm clueless (1-386): Honestly? That sounds really awesome. I'm jealous.
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