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Haha, hey I have a question. Do you care if I go to a titty bar bourbon st.? I JUST WANT TO DO IT BECAUSE I AM 21 AND I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL BE BEHAVE AND YOUR TITS ARE BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSES, I KNOW THAT BECAUSE I HAVE LICKED THEM EVER SO GENTLY.
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I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
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he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
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dude why didnt I think of that?!? that makes me hungery
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84861 (0 Points) 1 year ago
dude why didnt I think of that?!? that makes me hungery