(651): he asked me if I would join him in prayer before we had sex

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27406 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

interesting........what did u 2 pray about??




27432 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

"Oh lord, sweet baby jesus, please let this condom hold fast against the great tide of sperm that will shortly be flooding into it. And let us give thanks for the miracle of birth control, so that even if the condom fails, there will be no children of the lord being born from this act. Now let us pray that neither one of us has any STD's- pardon me lord, STI's- to speak of, and in the name of the one true god, let us get busy. Amen.




27590 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahaha....what a mood killer.




30537 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Hahaha you should have screwed..out the door.


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