(405): Met hot chick at bar. Went to her place. Fucked for like an hour. Played HER xbox, while getting a bj. Fucked again. More xbox and bj. Fell asleep, and what do I wake up to? Motherfucking pancakes... with chocolate chips. I'm in love...

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(618): I just walked thrugh the woods having a conversation with every spider I saw in it's web. They all have English accents. I'm drunk and this weed is incredible!

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(613): she was blowing me and i farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

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(740): I would plow her like an amish guy supporting his family

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(773): Dude i'm not sure who's apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal...

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(254): WTF, what happened last night? Reply: You drank all the Bacardi that you bought me for MY birthday and then blamed it on the Bacardi dwarf. That's what happened last night asshole

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(831): I just had a conversation with my cat in the shower about pancakes. We both like them a lot.

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(208): if beer pong were an olympic sport, I'd be the Michael Phelps of this city!

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(702): I just woke up naked and covered in skittles. Best night ever?

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(Anonymous): Last night I received: "why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonald's?"... sent: "you tried to order a margarita mcflurry and when they said they didn't make those you tried to call 911." MDT

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(508): awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation? ... (rec'd): you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.

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(631): DUDE! IM GONNA BE ON COPS!

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(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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(303): i have bruises on my hips that really really represent the exact marks of a guys hands from grabbing me and f*cking me from behind.... i thought me and you and your boyfriend were hanging out last night?

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