(203): Dude, last night I got my first fuck, my first blowjob and my first handjob, all from different girls!

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(727): I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camouflage to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?

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(914): I told him I'd give him a digit to my phone number for every drink he bought me.

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(330): she called me a whore and laughed at me with her faggot friends. so i fucked her boyfriend , then had him announce to the whole party that i was a WAY better fuck then her . who gets the last laugh now bitch?

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(845): I made up a sexual fantasy and wrote it in her formspring, but i forgot to click anonymous.. (1-845) Oh god. what did she say.. (845): She texted me saying "come over" !

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(405): So the dentist told me I'd gag on the x ray thing when she put it in my mouth. When I didn't she said, "oh, I forgot you're in college now"...all i could think was, I could do that in high school too

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(704): she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"

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(250): Standing outside my house. Guy with a 12 pack of lucky just trots past me. Turns around throws me a beer, and tells me to follow him for a good time. Such a good day.

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(715): Why the fuck did you take shrooms? (414) Because mystical journeys on tobaggons that can ride rainbows can't and won't happen in real life.

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(512): she believed me when i told her we didnt allow pants in our apartment. i dont care if shes an idiot im in love

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(440): Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.

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(812): i'm cleaning my room high, i reward myself with a handful of popcorn everytime i put something away...

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(516): its like they know people are going to see these movies high so they make them in 3D

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(705): I'm sitting here watch my stoned brother argue with my dog over who gets the sun spot in the living room. This is going to be a good day :)

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Remember The Pics Last Night?

Epic Photo!!
too drunk, too early?
PARTY FOUL!!!!!! Can't let it go to waste.....
...First one to pass out gets mummifyed.
Two girls, One jello shot.
lake chelan '06 im taller after 12 keystone ices