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(813): were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.

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(303): She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.

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(704): She was giving me road head when a cop pulled up next to us at a stop light. He looked over and gave me a thumbs up and kept driving when the light turned green.

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(714): the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester

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(480): You skank! I'm gunna lick your ass (1-480): You pervert! I'll lick your dick into your balls (480): I think we both meant kick (1-480): ... fuckin T9 (480): ... Does the offer still stand?

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(503): I feel like everytime my parents give me cash they're supporting my underage drinking

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(516): The snozberries taste like snozberries! (801): Lmfaoo what I want to know is what ur licking (516): Your sisters pussy (801): Dude u asshole! (516): Nomb nomb nomb

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(305): We were out of doggie shampoo, so i used old spice swagger on buddy... He smells like a pimp. B-)

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(208): Who knew one little first kiss would lead to fucking in a car? :P

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(902): I passed out on his floor hugging a bible...its nice to know that dunk me is looking out for my soul

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(609): Why do women wear flowers on their panties? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.. let's have a moment of silence.....

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(705): you sat at the beach making loon calls for 45 minutes, it was the happiest i ever saw you when they started calling back.

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(919): sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.

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(270): Her pussy tastes like rainbows (1-270): And what do rainbows taste like? (270): Pussy...

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