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(502): wow. not only did i just see my baseball coach at a party but he saw me mackin on a girl and gave me the sign to steal second.

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(603): Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.

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(847): Your mom asked why you were limping, then you replyed saying "shuttup bitch, that aint no limp its my swagga".

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(810): According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

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(713): (713): We made a drinking game out of Shark Week... you drink everytime they say shark...how do you think my night went????

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(914): she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"

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(330): so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister (216): i hate you

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(330): Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.

Great Night (253) Bad Night (19) Comment (3) More texts from (330)

(224): I just did two twins and there MILF mom.

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(616): we fuck alot, how are we not facebook friends?

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(801): He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.

Great Night (226) Bad Night (4) Comment (0) More texts from (801)

(774): I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.

Great Night (225) Bad Night (5) Comment (2) More texts from (774)

(763): I woke up with my shirt on as pants... (610) Oh god what did you do last night (763) I Lived

Great Night (224) Bad Night (7) Comment (4) More texts from (763)

(414): turns out he NEEDS magnums. i tried putting a regular sized one on him...didn't work out. it was like trying to put a sock over a watermelon

Great Night (224) Bad Night (7) Comment (5) More texts from (414)
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