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woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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i was giving my boyfriend head, and his dick got caught in my braces. he thought i was doing it on purpose, until a chunk of skin got ripped off. he ended up wiping penis blood on my pillows, and then went home crying.. pussybitch.
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I woke up with blue shit all over my face. Still have no idea what it was (253) You just got fucked by papa smurf, bitch.
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apparently last night i cried 3 times, put on a south african accent, thought i was optimus prime, and kept calling this peruvian guy my nigga. not in any particular order, im told
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I Bit my own Arm but I don't know why? And Also, I cannot find my carrots. I swore I bought some carrots. But they're gone! Carrot thieves! Damn sons of a bitches with there stealing delicious rabbit treats. Assholes!
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Steel reserves, knife hits and cigarettes. Oh and bottle rockets. And bubbles. Shit's getting real.
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261EDC62 I'm a wee skank and will do ANYTHING!!
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I was wearing animal print pants and a bikini top. It was a black light party. I had to fight the penises off with my glow stick.
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