(908): tell your bro bro i say hi hi

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(570): (Sent)hows your throat baby? (Rec'd) awsome how is your dick... (Sent) feelin good... (Rec'd) next time can my sister join?

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(617): (sent) DUDE I THINK IM DA FUKIN HULK. (rec'd) wtf u drunk? (sent) NAW IM FUKIN DIS GIRL THROUGH A HOLE IN MY PANTS!!!, MY DICK MADE A HOLE IN MY PANTS!!!! (rec'd) lmfao u mean ur zipper (sent) FUK U I MADE IT SO IMA NAME IT. (rec'd) lmao da fuk did yu drink. (sent) WHO CARES IM DA FUKING HULK!!!!!!!!!

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(519): Hi Hoe! Hope road head went swimmingly! ha ha Hope you shaved ;)

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(973): I'm pretty sure I just left pieces of my liver in the toilet...

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(973): I'm pretty sure I just left pieces of my liver in the toilet...

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(916): I hate coming home from Michael's. I ALWAYS have to pee, and I smell like cum and Carmex.

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( 808 ): Sent:Last week i had a craving for chinese after i had everything on the menu i wanted to try new things so now im craving white food. rec'd: What hamburgers and fries? lol sent: You could say that yeah My French fry inside her double meat an her hot cheese dripping inbetween. Rec'd: Woah... dude mcdonalds would love you. Sent: Whys that? Rec'd:They'll love the way you describe their menu, So sexual.

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(789): Sent: Didn't take long. I'm more baked than the gingerbread man. rec'd: I pulled myself Sent: Furiously? rec'd: like a savage

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(985): Yeah so I smell like his cologn and saliva good night?

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(651): so I was drunk and riding in my friends brand new car and he told me to puke in my bag and so I did I took out th cigarettets but forgot about the important documents I am so screwed

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(520): (rec'd) Dude Andrew got naked again! (sent) What did he do this time haha (rec'd ) He was all "can michael phelps do this!" as he jumped off of the roof and ripped his boxers off in the air

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(973): My cousin: You need sleepMe: Im not tiredmy house: Your tired, go rest your weary eyes my child.

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(352): I wanna fuck u with a ppizza on my dick.

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