(316): (rec'd):i had a dirty dream about you last night. mel gibson was in it too. (sent): oh really? (rec'd): i gotta stop eating peanut butter before i go to bed...

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(201): yo im here with silent jason, the doc, babe, n naked bill were drunk as fuck and climin some fuckin trees

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(724): well then im sorry. im not doing it. no one is going to rape you. my lord. just come. have friends tonight

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(618): Haha well put yo foot on the gas and drivvee GOOODD DAMMMNN

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(540): I think I'm still a little drunk. Also, I'm on my way to babysit two toddlers.

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(201): dude I'm not even in my body anymore

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(419): While we're having our four hour long instant messaging conversations...you're trying to study while i'm sitting there in my underwear smoking weed.

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(716): roof+trampoline+pool= fun or pain depending how drunk you are...for me i ofund its a super fun...jake on the other hand may or maynot be paralyzed hahaha

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(864): He was passed out drunk on the couch.. So I woke him up and made him go to the bedroom.. I guess he wasn't REALLY awake because when he got in there he proceeded to PEE in the trashcan!! (Rec'd) LOL WHAT!?! (Sent) Oh that's not all... When I yelled at him for doing that, he then decided to finish peeing on the dishes in the sink! (Rec'd) Guess he was being rebellious?

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(716): do you know what animal has a 1.5 inch penis? (re'cvd) you remember the guy i was talking to, when you gave me a hug goodbye? (sent) yea...? (re'cvd) him... help!

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(716): do you know what animal has a 1.5 inch penis? (re'cvd) you remember the guy i was talking to, when you gave me a hug goodbye? (sent) yea...? (re'cvd) him... help!

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(757): we'sz some drunk-ass hoes! ...except we have 8+ inch cocks ;)))))) holllllaaaaaa, mofo :)

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(865): (Received) dude i cant believe you lost are cock! :-( (Sent) Don't worry, I gave it to Josh.

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(816): to say it in SAT format, you are to herpes as mosquitoes are to malaria.(rec'd) You know what I got on my SAT's?(Sent) Herpes...

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