(770): (rec) so what happened then??? (sent) he pulled out, grabbed his pants and walked out. (rec) OUCH :/ (sent) yeah... but seriously, how the fuck are you supposed to handle hiccups during sex?!?

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(540): "oh man you know what i love? masturbation!"

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(210): (rec) dude,theres a horse in my front yard.what do i do?!?(sent)uhmm i dunno?feed it a carrot or something(rec)its ok i gave him some of my vodka i think he likes it:)

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(847): So... I know what 69 means, but would 96 be two rim jobs? Im so confused...

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(417): got condoms. bring penis

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(608): (608)Your bf likes making profit drinking lol (920) I have a smart boyfriend

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(845): there's a kid doing some sort of rape dance right in front of me. i'm trying to stay clear.

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(709): i need to borroww your visine and blnts discount card.im going shopping

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(661): (sent)Dude, the semester starts tomorrow. Im goin to drink myself to sleep. (sent 2 hours before class starts)Dude... it didnt work. (rec) What are you going to do now? (sent)Go to school drunk... (rec) Well at least you're not hungover like I am.

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(908): Tell hm I sad I need tat mony for drnk fr the part abe ishn blat

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(803): (803) Bobby and I are cougar hunting tonight(1-803) Omg I am gonna need you to not hunt cougars that own trailers again

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(256): When I burp it tastes like fried chicken. I had lortabs...

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(701): IDK why I read MDT anymore...they are all fake ass bullshit made up by kids who've never been laid

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(408): We ran around the MGM casino screaming happy vegas and giving high fives. You fell down and kept going like a champ.

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