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(717):
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
(609):
we made bownies last night to try and cover up the smell of vodka and beer in my room. then we sprayed lysol. currently my room smells like brownies and a forest. sweeet.
(403):
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night. (1-403): I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
(541):
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
(954):
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
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(781):
(Snt:)I didnt get a chance 2 say thank you 4 lastnight . So thank you (rcvd:)You already paid me ? I thought that was it ?
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Oh man , oh i didnt tell you ? Even when your wearing pants i pretend i have x-ray vision and fuck around in my head & imagine you in all sorts of things. (: LMAO .
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your right , cairplanes is trippy as shit when your high(1-781):Your high...the spelling shows it all dude .(781):lmaao im sorrty mabmm,im dum cooked .(1-781):you are indeed,thanks for the invite
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i love you
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dude you fuckin saved his number as APGQGX and kept callin him freakin out askin why the fuck his parents named him that
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Are you getting ESP about my sex life. like am I getting any tonight? (1-781): Not tonight. Maybe Sunday.
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all i smell is sex. but i didnt have it last night? weird
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the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrato
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dont drink and drive. cops know.
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You know what the worst feeling is? having to clean blood off your dick
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Good morning new eskimo brother.
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at the police station shit rocks
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recieved: hey coach we bought a fish for 13 cents! we named him christopher :)
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recieved: troy! sent: sparta! recieved: mur! sent: reer! recieved: end? sent: start? recieved: no reer end. sent: i guess not. recieved: troy troy.is that even your real name? sent: um no, i don't even know who this it recieved: whaaa? sent: who are you? recieved: dylan.. sent: i don't know anyone named dylan but feel free to keep this going.
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