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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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I think they think we're gay because of the pride flag Darcy put in your window. (905): Oh fuck you. (647): Hahaha
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i took my new boyfriend out to meet my friends. my ex bf turned up and was buying drinks for everyone. now my ex bf and my current bf are going on a man date tomorrow. wtf?
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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you were running around your house in your panties singing mighty morphin power rangers at the top of your lungs.
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Awh I'm sorry you have your period, you can still give him birthday head though!
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He tried to kiss me after he was done eating me out. I shoved his head back down and said "BITCH YOU AIN'T DONE YET"
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So we have to change the color scheme... my mom says if we make my sister wear that color of green she'll look like a cocktail olive.... She suggests we switch to pink. I said she'd look like a crunch berry....
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I hope your Polyjuice potion fails. (1-512) I hope Moaning Myrtle rapes you in the bathroom
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(rec)tonight was fun...but im so sleeppyyy..im a lil worried (sent)Fall asleep at the wheel lol (rec) Fuck You!!
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You told the cat to not forget that Phil is always the designated driver.
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sent: what how is Faith a whore name?! rec'd: it gives the illusion to guys that your not a whore...
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got yelled at by my land lord telling me shes going to evict me. i said why she said i saw u hit that tree and curb. i said wheres prof she said i caught u on camera my reply "you cant catch me going that fast"
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Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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even young squire fanyccy me to the ball>
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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Dont eat salt! It's incinerated animals that nobody loved!
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im not a tiger im a cheetah
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(sent)am i gonna get to see you tonight ;) (rec) yes you shall :) (sent) your big penis? (rec) affirmitave ghost rider...and your fine vagina. (sent) the two combined is like a lethal sex weapon!
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