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(419): my hair looks like lindsay lohans vagina just attacked it

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(419): haha classic 17 n prego fuckin ratard

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(419): i just found my psych professor in a bar. im totally getting an A on my exam monday.

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(419): Details on the asian right meow!... Lets just say woulda been better if there was a weed wacker around..

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(419): i just made sweet wookie love with chewbacca.

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(419): I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me? (937): Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls. (419): Is that considered a cock block?

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(419): I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.

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(419): so i was talking to this girl and i woke her up at 5 in the morning cause i knew i was getting some. I stuck it in and it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. I later found out she had sex with her black ex bf only a week before :(

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(419): so i was talking to this girl and i woke her up at 5 in the morning cause i knew i was getting some. I stuck it in and it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. I later found out she had sex with her black ex bf only a week before :(

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(419): from unknown number (Hi im Sam Meier help me get a girlfriend)

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(419): The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.

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(419): There's nothing more dissapointing than having a bad ass sex dream and waking up to realize ur on a bus full of dudes

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(419): Snt) Dude we just left Red Lobster, AND SHE PAID! (Rcv'd) WTF wasnt she just bitching you out for having naked pics on your phone (Snt) HAHA YEA! (Rcv'd) I'm pretty sure you're my hero, you should write a book (Snt) I'm pretty sure I'm a shoe in for the Pulitzer lol

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(419): God frowned on my promiscuous thoughts and cursed me with my period.

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(918): we got pulled over and she said wats the officer problem? and he laughed and let us go with a warning

(563): I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.

(917): I got rice crispies up my foreskin, I'm fucked.

(210): She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.

(337): "hey i'm on my way to your house to get a blowjob"(337 2) but i'm not home. (337) i didn't say from you, your sister is home right?"

(419): my hair looks like lindsay lohans vagina just attacked it

(419): haha classic 17 n prego fuckin ratard

(419): i just found my psych professor in a bar. im totally getting an A on my exam monday.

(419): Details on the asian right meow!... Lets just say woulda been better if there was a weed wacker around..

(419): i just made sweet wookie love with chewbacca.

(419): I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me? (937): Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls. (419): Is that considered a cock block?

(419): I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.

(419): so i was talking to this girl and i woke her up at 5 in the morning cause i knew i was getting some. I stuck it in and it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. I later found out she had sex with her black ex bf only a week before :(

(419): so i was talking to this girl and i woke her up at 5 in the morning cause i knew i was getting some. I stuck it in and it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. I later found out she had sex with her black ex bf only a week before :(

(419): from unknown number (Hi im Sam Meier help me get a girlfriend)

(419): The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.

(419): There's nothing more dissapointing than having a bad ass sex dream and waking up to realize ur on a bus full of dudes

(419): Snt) Dude we just left Red Lobster, AND SHE PAID! (Rcv'd) WTF wasnt she just bitching you out for having naked pics on your phone (Snt) HAHA YEA! (Rcv'd) I'm pretty sure you're my hero, you should write a book (Snt) I'm pretty sure I'm a shoe in for the Pulitzer lol

(419): God frowned on my promiscuous thoughts and cursed me with my period.

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