(337): She told me that for my birthday, she would get the word "HARDER" tattooed on her lower back. I love this girl.

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(337): I remember last night being carried into the room by a fat chick, then making out with her.

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(337): he said "i love you" while i was giving him head... i pictured myself stopping and walking out of the room.

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(337): i think nights that end with the need for plan b are the most successful.

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(337): i want to text you about midgets because everyone seems to be obsessed with them when they're drunk.

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(337): are you awake? im in the park barefoot wearing a sombrero and giant t-shirt carrying a sign that says employee parking.

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(337): illegal and breathalyzer are in my predictive text

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(337): we just paid a bike taxi in cigarettes and hugs.

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(337): i just remembered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.

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(337): I said it was okay to give me hickeys on my boobs and now my mom decides we're going to blue bayou water park tomorrow. fuck my life.

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