(248): HEY ARE THERE SKITTLES IN THERE? (1-248): where are there skits? (248): IN COURTNEY WITH THE -OPHRENIA

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(248): i just bought a lacoste polo for $42 (1-248): maybe you should't have gone to class, it would have been cheaper.

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(248): He bent me over the drafting desk but forgot to lock the wheels. Found out the hard way that we have hardwood under the carpet in the office :(

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(248): It's like I'm riding the polar express, but it's the sober express!

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(248): I'm BUMPINNNNNNN!!!!

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(248): Parisa Shifteh is a whore

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(248): Why do you keep putting your gum in the frog tank? Its not funny anymore

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(248): how much did you have? (989): idk like a bottle (248): well were you like drunk? (989): i mean i was tipsy by the end of class

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(248): i just saw a buy one get one free sign for engagement rings. glad to know kohls supports poligamy.

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(248): I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.

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(248): Im fucked up. Theres a guy across from me imitating a turtle and I cant remember whether or not thats weird.

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(248): so i just got done having a "new years eve" dinner, and the subject of periods came up, and then how my dad got crabs in the navy from some slutty ass girl on his base, now thats a little awkward...

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(248): Let me fuck you and I will work some of that booze outta you!!!

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(248): I just woke up with 2 girls next to me, whipped cream on my stomach, 6 used condoms in the garbage, 2 bottles of bicardi, 1 bottle of jager, and a card on my nightstand that said "Happy Birthday son! -Dad", "p.s. They're both clean and their names are Amanda and Kristen"

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