(512): Why does everyone keep saying "you're not wearing pants?" IT'S MY FUCKING HOUSE!

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(512): I had sex with him... he yelled BOOM HEADSHOT when he came on my face x_x

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(512): Hungover in church. So going to hell for this one

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(512): what the hell does she do in the shower shes fucking black she doesnt wash her hair

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(512): she believed me when i told her we didnt allow pants in our apartment. i dont care if shes an idiot im in love

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(512): well, you came home at 3:30 last night from going downtown. you had stopped by taco c and when i came out to say hi you took a defensive pose and shouted "ALL OF THE QUESOS ARE MINE!!"

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(512): i woke up with "I didnt fuck up" written in sharpie on my arm. despite what you're saying i'm siding with that

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(512): I love you & thats all i really know Call me when you get this message,

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(512): Hey what you up to? (1-512) nm jus at the apt. (512) so youre jackin off then? (1-512) of course. (512) ok well put my picture down. im on my way over

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(512): I was on my boyfriend’s facebook and I saw that he became a fan of "Looking at your ex and realizing you’ve majorly upgraded"

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(512): i may be god but parents are superior. i'm dead guys. i just fucking know it.

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(512): if i got a booty call at 5 in the morning.. is that considered the first booty call of the day or the last booty call of the night?

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(512): Everytime we loaded a bowl last night you yelled dibbs and and then got pissed when we didn't give it to you first.  

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(512): Everytime we loaded a bowl last night you yelled dibbs and and then got pissed when we didn't give it to you first.

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