(216): rec: does it make me lez if I just fingered myself to katy perry singing about kissing girls? sent: that depends if you enjoyed it rec: 3 words best. orgasm. ever. sent: come out of the closet already!

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(216): Dude, I'm in Vegas and a guy just asked what my name was. I couldn't say my own name. Death by rum. (440) LOL. I love alcohol.

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(216): (216): So how was the party? (330): OMG. It was so much fun. IDK if I should be worried more about how much I drank or the sushi. (216): Why? (330): I ate so much of it I might have given myself mercury poisoning...

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(216): whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework

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(216): I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.

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(216): what is there to do that is fun, free, and doesnt involve alcohol?

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(216): (sent) OMG a dog mistaken me for a fire hydrant. (received) thats why you shouldn't roll in yellow snow and dog poop.

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(216): (Sent) remember hot army guy? (Recv'd) yea...(Sent)he was knocking on my window and told me to come outside...and hot guy and i fucked in my backyard against the tree then we slept in my van.(recv'd) Tell him hi!!

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(216): Text me now I have my phone on vibrate in my pants.

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(216): She wont dance with me. i feel like a lesbian :(

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(216): (sent) DUDE where is the remote? (recv'd) I don't know, next to the cheese? (sent) Where the fuck is the cheese? (recv'd) IN MY BRAIN

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(216): after i waited on the lady with the beard, the old guy who asked me to go smoke w him in the parking lot decided he wanted a church schedule..

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(216): (216):(sent) I love you! (recv'd) You better or I'll pull your teeth out. (sent) WTF! (recv'd) Pop!

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(216): I can't find my shirt. Like idk what happened to it. We looked all over, and we can't find it. (rec) did you look behind and under the bed. (sent) yeah, i think it grew legs and jumped out the window, but i had to go home in just a bra

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