(612): haha, sick, I for sure had sex with my period last night and never told him. We are such Winners. (763) OMG I had sex this morning!! Yes we are! (612) you and Chris had sex?? you for sure won! (763) Haha yes! Yes I did. I'm really just focused on the fact we both had sex on our periods. (612) I need to wash my sheets NOW! (763) You so slept in that shit haha. (612) so did, Naked and really fucking hungover. I may or may not be still in it in my bed eating danny's pizza rolls. (763) haha I honestly fucking love you!

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(612): No lie. I started meowing at it and now it's laying on me and purring. ALL HE WANTS IS SOMEONE TO TALK TO.

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(612): Lex i smoked pot. i feel like i can't breath. Im high as Fuck. Lexie i see raindear with party hats and piNatas.

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(612): only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.

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(612): (612) dude i just had a 10lb box of personalized m&m's delivered to my apartment (507) haha thats awesome! why?? (612) guess last weekend drunk me got hungry. gotta say, best drunken idea ever (507) what do they say? lol (612) "polish my horn" and "lick my lollipop" (507) i'm on my way

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(612): So I smoked to much and got sick.. then i laughed to much and thought i got sicker.. then i ate to much and i threw up.. thats how high i am.

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(612): sent: I'd make a terrible lesbian...I make slurping noises and I tend to shout inapropriate things like "into the batcave!" when inserting the dildo.

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(612): 6 jugs of sunny-d and 10 pregnancy test later...thank god i didnt end up like juno!

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(612): I hear church bells...do you think that's god's way of telling me to stop drinking?

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(612): You said "She wants to know what your pubic hair looks like!" waaay too much last night dude

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(612): sent: So hows your 36 hour road trip going? recieved: not stopping...going strait through. sent: where you at? recieved: just got to the city of dix...sent: Bitch you better be spending the night...and bring me home some dix;P

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(612): sent: so I'm stuck at my daughters birthday pool party...but its not all bad. They got a hot tub. recieved: Any hot guys? Sent: Nah...creepy old dads. Recieved: Watch out for floating pubes.

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(612): (sent) I think I'm in your neighborhood (rec) your in north dakota(sent) thats right well come get me im on 4th streeeet and a cop kicked me outta his car for being too drunk(rec) im in minneapolis jus asked ur brothers to come wit we got a case of monster and directions ask the cop where u r and you owe us!

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(612): ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good. (763): haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.

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