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He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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i may have set a small to average sized fire in your bathroom.
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I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
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Think about it... say u use mouth wash... u can't eat or drink for 30 minutes after rinsing... does this include pussy? Mind= blown... what do I do? Fuck it, I'll risk a cavity for some pussy
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if beer pong were an olympic sport, I'd be the Michael Phelps of this city!
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Please don't, you don't know what your doing to me!:( (sent) Dude i told you i was taking my fuckin tap back last week.
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I got an 84. Ben got a 96. I judge myself by his number. I'm so high the numbers are jumping my way.
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B is walking around telling me her muscles are too tight and singing space jam. I think I'll join her.
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B is walking around telling me her muscles are too tight and singing space jam. I think I'll join her.
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He told me it was his first time eating a girl out, i dont beleive him. (1-325) Why? (325) I orgasmed, squirted, and he found my g spot in like 8 seconds flat.
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Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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She was blowin me on the way home from the party and a guy pulled up, honked, and gave me a thumbs up
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They should make a pill that numbs your taste buds so you can drink shit beer and not gag.
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I just convinced my brother that my "sweat" smells like alcohol.
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Ill make it a awesome night and even take you home in the morning!
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Ill make it a awesome night and even take you home in the morning!
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You have teased a couple times by not followin up on what you said you were gonna do cuz you passed out.
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She said show me your's and i'll show you mine. So i did, and she fainted. Win or Fail?
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